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kevin Quotes

"Can I have a tea please chamomile tea."
"The beard stays, you go!"
"The leg was my idea."
"I'm just sick about this."
"Ye basterd."
"Show me the way!"
"You backstabbin-pullet!"
"You got a yappy kid there."
"Pop cans money! Office, submarine!"
"Stop it! Stop it! I'll kill you with my own stumps!"
"For I am second assistant manager of the ninth floor, in charge of requesitions and supplies, and I have gone mad with power!"
"MY ART!"
"Oh I'll go to hell, BUT I SWEAR I'LL TAKE YOU ALONG FOR THE RIDE!"
"Oh my God, she's gonna kiss me. That's a juicy one, baby!"
"Get out, and leave the bottle here."
"Come on, you chicken bitch!"
"Screw you and screw your friend. I'm outta here!"
"Slipped my mind."
"I think I might grow a beard!"
"He tried to come on to me!"
"Irony!"
"Temp"
"I am a slave to tea."
"Oh Baby!"
"Oh my God, were gonna have sex!"
"I dunno. I feel like a God-damn freak in these clothes."
"Oh my God. She's really close to Mr. Bilbo."
"I can't breath!"
"We prefere the word, gay."
"Because you... Pee from them."
"Oh hon!"
"Jerry, you are clearly insane!"
"Now were cooking with evil gas!"
"Hey man, I like Led-Zepplin!"
"Good evening, and welcome to the pit of ultimate darkness."
"Good evening... and welcome to the pit, of pen-ultimate darkness. Apparently there's a pit slightly darker than ours"
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